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FROM THE ARCHIVESep 25, 1947·Bisbee, Arizona

REAL BUTTER OR CANDLE WAX?

Scanned from Brewery Gulch Gazette, Sep 25, 1947
REAL BUTTER OR CANDLE WAX?
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Page Eight DONS DIGEST Continued from Page. One columnists feel that way at times. Maybe all of them should retire not to go fishing but to pray for the world. At 1 per pound they can keep their butter for all.

I care ince the war the stuff they call butter tastes nothing like real butter. It has a rancid cheesy taste and. I think they must mix in a lot of candle wax from its texture. On the same day that AP's Daniel De Luce wrote a glowing piece about how well the Commies and Christians get along in Czecho Slovakia a plot to kill President Benes of that country hit the headlines Stalins stooges comprise the oil of venom which won't mix with the water of freedom.

Maybe I could make a living as a worry sitter. Just sit and worry for worriers at 1 per hour. I'll worry about Russia the high cost of living about how your wife doesn't understand youany and all of your worries taken over day and night. Any takers 111 bet there are a lot of vegetarians who are giving meat eaters the horselaugh these days.

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